Oh how I wish I could make up salacious lies and untruths to convince people to vote my way.
Oh how I wish I had millions from foreign interests and billionaires to amplify those lies.
Oh how I wish the people on my political side where so easily manipulated.
Oh how I wish I didn't have to prove my points with facts and figures.
Oh how I wish I could dress up in 18th century costume, carry racist signs and have the media call that a serious political movement.

Oh how I wish I were a Republican in 2010 America....

Not really!